Two men walk into a restaurant and sit down.
A very beautiful waitress comes to their table to serve them. The first man orders, then the woman looks to the second man.
“And what would you like?” she asks.
The man smiles at the server and answers: “A quickie.”
The waitress screws up her face in total disgust. “What did you just say?” she asks furiously.
The man smiles again and answers: “A quickie, please.”
The woman reaches over and slaps him across the face as hard as she can and storms away.
After a moment of silence between the two men, the first man leans over and whispers: “Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”