In JokesOn Friday 24th Aug, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two men meet in heaven after dying

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The two men died on the same day and arrived in heaven. Source: Pixabay

Two men arrive in heaven at the pearly gates shortly after dying. Starting up a conversation with one another, the first man explains that he froze to death, while the second man explains that he died of a heart attack.

“How did that happen?” the first man curiously asks the other, who died of a heart attack.

“Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife cheating with another man. When I searched the house, I couldn’t find anyone. I was so filled with remorse for wrongly accusing my wife of cheating on me, I had a heart attack and died on the spot.”

“Oh, this is awkward,” the second man replies. “If you’d have checked in the fridge, we’d both be alive right now.”

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