Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two cheeky old ladies were sitting on a bench

They were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by. Source: Getty.

Two mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by.

One of the old grandmas yelled out: “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”

“There is no way you could guess that, you old fools,” the old man replied.

The other old grandma said: “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.”

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.

The grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they both piped up and said: “You’re 87 years old!”

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked: “How in the world did you guess?”

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the two old ladies happily yelled in unison: “We were at your birthday party yesterday!”

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