Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Pete and Mick were in court

Pete looked up at the judge. Source: Getty.

Pete and Mick were in court and standing before the judge.

“Why can’t this case be settled out of court?” the judge asked.

Pete looked up at the judge and said: “That’s what we were trying to do, your honour, when the police interfered.”

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