In Jokes on Friday 24th Aug, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man and woman sit down together on a flight

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It wasn't cold and flu tablets she was looking for. Source: Getty (Stock image used)

A man and woman are sitting beside each other on a flight across the world.

The woman suddenly sneezes, takes out a tissue, and wipes her nose before visibly shuddering for about ten seconds.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezes again. Once more, she takes a tissue, wipes her nose and shudders. A few more minutes pass before the woman sneezes and violently shudders again. Curious, the man asks: “I can’t help noticing that you keep sneezing and shuddering. Are you OK?”

“I’m so sorry if I’m disturbing you,” says the woman. “I’m suffering from a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm.”

“Are you taking anything for it?” he asks. “Yes,” says the woman. “Pepper.”

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