Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Little Johnny was playing with a friend

They were playing together in the sand pit. Source: Pexels.

Little Johnny and his friend Suzie were playing together in the sand pit when Suzie asked: “Do you think people can predict the future with cards?”

“My mother can,” said Little Johnny confidently.


“Yeah, she takes one look at my report card and can tell me exactly what will happen when my daddy gets home.”

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