Little Johnny was at Sunday School. This particular lesson, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny listened intently as they explained how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he was ill, and asked: “Johnny what is the matter, are you feeling okay?”
Little Johnny responded: “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife!”