Little Johnny opened the Bible. Fascinated by the old book, he flicked through the pages until, suddenly, something fell out and landed on his lap.
He looked down and saw it was a leaf. Excited, he picked it up and ran to his mother.
“Mama, look what I found!” Little Johnny called out.
His mother looked at the small leaf he was holding and asked: “What have you got there, dear?”
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, “You wouldn’t believe it, but I think it’s Adam’s underwear!”