Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Little Johnny had an ear infection

Smiling, the paediatrician wrote out a prescription and handed it to Little Johnny's mother. Source: Pexels.

Little Johnny had to go to the paediatrician to treat an ear infection.

The doctor directed his comments and questions to him in a professional manner. He asked Little Johnny, “Is there anything you are allergic to?”

Little Johnny nodded and whispered in his ear. Smiling, the paediatrician wrote out a prescription and handed it to Little Johnny’s mother. She tucked it into her purse without looking at it.

As the pharmacist filled the order, he remarked on the unusual food-drug interaction Little Johnny must have. Little Johnny’s mother looked puzzled until he showed her the label on the bottle.

As per the doctor’s instructions, it read, “Do not take with broccoli.”

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