Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A husband and wife were sleeping in bed

She hung up the phone and fell back into bed. Source: Pexels.

A husband and wife were asleep in bed one evening when the phone loudly rang and woke them both up. Annoyed, the wife crawled out of bed and picked it up.

“Hello?!” she answered with irritation. “How would I know? We live in the middle of city, you idiot!”

She hung up the phone and fell back into bed.

“Who was that?” the husband asked groggily.

“Some stupid woman asking if the coast was clear.”

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