Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man was sitting on the couch watching TV

A man was sitting on the couch flicking through television channels when he heard a voice from the kitchen.

His wife was calling to him: “Hello sweetie, how are you? What would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?”

The husband smiled and yelled back: “Good dear. I’ll have chicken please.”

His wife yelled back: “No you’re having soup, you idiot. I was talking to the cat.”

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