Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A young woman went to see a fortune teller

"You will be poor and unhappy until you reach the age of fifty." Source: Getty.

A young woman went to see a fortune teller. She held out her palm and the fortune teller closed her eyes.

Eventually she opened them and said: “You will be poor and unhappy until you reach the age of fifty.”

“What happens when I’m fifty?” asked the young woman.

“Nothing,” answered the fortune teller. “But you’ll be used to it by then.”

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