Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A young woman was sitting at a coffee shop

An old granny who was sitting behind her overheard her conversation. Source: Getty.

A young woman was sitting at a coffee shop. She was speaking exceptionally loudly to her friends about what her idea of the perfect man would be.

She said: “The man I am going to marry has to be a shining light amongst company. He has to be musical. He must tell jokes all the time. He needs to sing and entertain me always. And, he needs to stay home at night! I won’t accept anything less.”

An old granny who was sitting behind her overheard the conversation. She turned around and said to the young woman: “Honey, if that’s all you want, just get a TV!”

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