Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman goes to the doctor

The nurse asks, "Your height?" Source: Pexels.

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with the basic questions.

“How much do you weigh?” she asks.

“60 kilograms,” she says.

The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 80kg.

The nurse asks, “Your height?”

“Five foot eight,” she answers.

The nurse checks and sees that she only measures five foot five.

She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high.

“Of course it’s high!” she screams, “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”

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