Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A shy man goes to a bar

"Excuse me, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" Source: Pexels.

A very shy man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the counter. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Excuse me, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She yells at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the man is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200?”

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