A man was at a magic show. The magician was doing several amazing tricks that had the audience shocked.
After one particularly incredible trick, the man, dying to know the secrets behind these insane tricks, screamed out, “Please, you have to tell me how you do that!”
The magician waved his hand in the air and winked knowingly. “Oh, I would tell you, sir,” the magician answered predictably, “but then I’d have to kill you.”
After less than a moment’s pause the man’s voice yelled out, “Can you tell my mother-in-law?”