Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man was having a drink

He turned to the bartender. Source: Pexels.

A man was having a drink at his favourite bar.

He turned to the bartender and said, “My wife must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”

The bartender replied, “What makes you say that?”

“Last week,” Bill explained, “I had to take a few of sick days from work. My wife was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman or mailman came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms and hollering, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’”

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