In Jokes on Saturday 30th Mar, 2019

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man drives his date up to Lovers Lane

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He agrees to pay her and they get to it. Source: Getty.

A man drives his date up to Lovers Lane and parks his car.

“I have to be honest with you,” the woman says as the guy makes his move. “I’m a hooker and tonight is going to cost you $25.”

The man thinks about this for a moment and decides he’s fine with it. He agrees to pay her and they get to it.

After they finish, the man says: “Now I should be honest too. I’m a cab driver and it’s going to cost you $25 to get back to town.”

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