A man drives his date up to Lovers Lane and parks his car.
“I have to be honest with you,” the woman says as the guy makes his move. “I’m a hooker and tonight is going to cost you $25.”
The man thinks about this for a moment and decides he’s fine with it. He agrees to pay her and they get to it.
After they finish, the man says: “Now I should be honest too. I’m a cab driver and it’s going to cost you $25 to get back to town.”