Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A little girl walks into a pet shop

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Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabbit?" Source: Pexels.

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?”

The shopkeeper’s heart is warmed by the sweet little girl so gets down one his knees to speak to her on her level and asks, “Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabbit?”

She then puts her hands on her knees, bends forward and says, “I don’t fink my pyfon weally cares.”

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