In EntertainmentOn Monday 26th Nov, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An Irishman finds a sandwich

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The operator says, "Is it ticking?" Source: Pexels.

An Irishman finds a sandwich in the gutter with two red wires sticking out of it. He phones the police and says, “Help me, bejesus. I’ve found a sandwich that looks like a bomb!”

The operator says, “Is it ticking?”

He replies, “No, I tink it’s beef!”

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