A grandfather always made a special effort with his grandchildren. Many Sunday mornings he would take his seven-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn’t feel like being up at all. Luckily, grandma came to the rescue and said that she would take the grandchild out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see Grandpa.
“Well,” the grandfather asked, “did you enjoy your ride with Granny?”
“Oh yes, Grandpa,” the girl replied, “and do you know what? We didn’t see a single dumb bastard or lousy idiot!”