Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A farmer was being interviewed about his cows

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Getting slightly annoyed now, the interviewer asked: "Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!" Source: Getty.

A man was being interviewed about his farm. The interviewer pointed to the paddock and asked: “How much milk do these cows give?”

The farmer answered: “Which one? The black one or the brown one?”

“Brown one.”

The farmer said: “A couple of litres per day.”

“And the black one?” the interviewer asked.

“A couple of litres per day.”

Confused, the interviewer asked: “I see. What do you give them to eat?”

“Which one? Black or brown?”

The interviewer answered: “Black.”

“It eats grass.”

“And the other one?”

“Grass,” answered the farmer.

Getting slightly annoyed now, the interviewer asked: “Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!”

The farmer answered: “Because the black one’s mine.”

“Oh, and the brown one?” the interviewer asked.

“It’s also mine.”

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