Starts at 60 Daily Jokes: A couple had two sons

Sep 13, 2019
The police officer didn't seem too impressed.

A couple had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business and the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes.

Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked: “What are you doing?”

“Playing a game,” the boy replied.

“What is your name?” the officer questioned.

“Mind Your Own Business.”

Furious the policeman inquired: “Are you looking for trouble?!”

The boy replied: “Why, yes.”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A teacher was asking her students questions

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”

Student: “Meat!”

Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”

Student: “Bacon!”

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”

Student: “Homework!”

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man went to the dentist

A man went to the dentist to see what he could do about his missing teeth.

“This damage looks recent. How exactly did this happen?” the dentist asked.

“My wife’s bread is as hard as a rock,” said the man.

“If it’s that bad, you could’ve said no to eating it,” the dentist said.

“I did,” said the man. “How do you think I lost the teeth?”

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