In Jokes on Monday 10th Sep, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A drunk man stumbles into a bar

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An obnoxious drunk stumbles through the front door of a bar and tries to order a drink. The bartender says:”No way, buddy, you’re too drunk.”

A few minutes later, the drunk comes in through the bathroom. Again he slurs: “Give me a drink!”

The bartender replies: “No, man, I told you last time, you’re too drunk.”

Five minutes later the guy comes in through the back door and orders a drink, getting angry now, the bartender says: “You’re too drunk.”

The drunk scratches his head and says: “Man, I must be. The last two places said the same thing.”

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