“What comes after six?”
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. And what comes after 10?”
A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly.
“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”
“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free fries.
“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of hot chips from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.
“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.”
“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”