Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A coroner calls a police officer

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The police officer asks: “What of the third body?” Source: Pixabay.

Three bodies turn up at the morgue, all with big smiles on their faces. A coroner calls a police officer to tell him what’s happened.

He says: “First body: A French man, about 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile. Second body: A Scotsman, 25, won the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”

The police officer asks: “What of the third body?”

“Ah,” says the coroner. “This is the most unusual one. Looks to be a redneck around the age of 30. He was struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the officer.

The coroner replies: “He thought he was having his picture taken.”

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