Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A careful golf player was teeing off

The golfer finally putted. He missed the hole completely. Source: Pexels.

A careful golf player reached the seventeenth hole on the course, before studying the green.

First he got down on his hands and knees to check out the turf between his ball and the hole. Then he flicked several pieces of grass out of the way before getting up and holding up a wet finger to try out the direction of the wind. Then turning to his caddie he asked: “Was the green mowed this morning?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Right to left or left to right?”

“Right to left, sir.”

The golfer finally putted. He missed the hole completely. He whirled on the caddie and yelled: “What time?!”

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