Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A seaman fearlessly faced his enemies

The lookout spotted not one, not two, but 10 pirates ships approaching from the horizon. Source: Pexels.

A seaman named Captain Bravo was a man who showed no fear when facing his enemies.

One day, while sailing the seven seas, a lookout spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed: “Bring me my red shirt!” The first mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock, Bravo led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.

Later on that day, the lookout spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, they were victorious over the two ships.

That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day’s triumphs and one of them asked the captain: “Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle?”

The captain replied: “If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.”

All of the men sat in silence and marvelled at the courage of such a man as Captain Bravo.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but 10 pirates ships approaching from the horizon. The first mate asked: “Shall I bring your red shirt?”

Captain Bravo calmly replied: “No. Get me my brown pants.”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.

Stories that matter, delivered straight to your inbox

Sign up to our daily newsletter for more great stories

Leave your comment

Please sign in to post a comment.
Retrieving conversation…
Stories that matter
Emails delivered daily
Sign up