In EntertainmentOn Wednesday 12th Sep, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A burglar broke into a house one night

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While he was sneaking around he heard a voice. Source: Shutterstock.

A burglar broke into a house late one night. While he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching you.”

He looked around and saw nothing so he kept on creeping, but not long after he again heard, “Jesus is watching you.”

In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, “Was it you who said Jesus is watching me?” The parrot nodded.

Relieved, the burglar asked, “What is your name?”

The parrot answered, “Clarence.”

The burglar said, “That’s a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?”

The parrot answered, “The same idiot that named the Rottweiler Jesus.”

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