In JokesOn Saturday 8th Dec, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An old lady goes antique shopping

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She was in the store last week and something caught her eye. Source: Pexels

After retiring from a busy life as a teacher, Joan travels across the country and visits antique shops in search of a bargain.

One day, she visits an antique shop in a small country town. She speaks to Sandy, the store’s owner about an interesting item she saw in the store on her previous visit.

“When I was in here last week I noticed a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer,” she says. “I’d like to buy it if it’s still available.”

Sandy pauses for a moment and is overcome with shock.

“I’m sorry but I can’t possibly sell that to you,” she says.

“That’s a shame,” Joan responds. “Why not? It’s still here.”

“Because that’s my husband,” Sandy replies.

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