In JokesOn Saturday 1st Dec, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: An older couple was lying in bed

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The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. Source: Getty.

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were courting”.

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, “Then you used to kiss me”.

Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, “Then you use to bite my neck”.

Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.

“Where are you going?” she asked.

“To get my teeth!”

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