A priest has an addiction to playing golf. One day he wakes up to a beautiful Sunday morning after weeks of bad weather.
He just can’t pass up the perfect golfing weather to go to work at his church so he calls in sick and drives two hours to a distant course where no one will recognise him.
He lines up his first shot and let’s it rip.
Meanwhile, St Peter and God are watching the wayward priest and as he tees off. God waves his hand and the ball flies all the way to the green, bounces once, and goes straight into the hole.
St Peter is confused and asks: “Why did you do that? Why didn’t you punish him?”
God responds: “I did punish him! Who is he going to tell?”