A blonde goes to a nearby store and asks clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk says he doesn’t serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk to help her. To her astonishment, this clerk also says she doesn’t serve blondes.
Confused, the blonde asks, “how in the world do you know I’m a blonde?”.
The clerk looks at her and says, “that’s not a TV, that’s a microwave!”