A woman stepped on the scale at her doctor’s office.
“That’s 144 pounds,” the nurse’s aide said, making a note.
“Why don’t you just take off that last four?” the woman joked.
“Of course,” the aide said.
A few moments later, the doctor came in and had a look at the chart.
“Well, this is interesting! Looks like you’ve lost some weight,” she said.
“Just a smidge.”
“A smidge? Says here you’re down to 14 pounds.”