Two old ladies chatting over lunch... Starts at 60 Writers May 18, 2017 Jokes Two old ladies were having a chat over lunch... Ad. Article continues below. Two old ladies were chatting over lunch.Before long their conversation turned to their husbands, and as usual there was plenty of complaining.One says to the other, “So Harold brought a dozen long-stemmed roses home last night. You know what that means? I’m going to spend all weekend with my legs in the air.” The other lady ponders this for a moment and finally says, “Why? Don’t you have a vase?” Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.