An elderly couple were in church during Christmas Mass.
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The service continues on for a while and the couple sit in silence listening to the priest.
Halfway through the service, the husband leans over and whispers in his wife’s ear, “I’ve just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?”
His wife replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
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