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Worried about some memory problems, an elderly couple …

ice cream in bowl with cherries

Worried about some memory problems, an elderly couple visited a doctor.

The doctor suggested they try writing things down so as not to forget.

Back at home the next day, the husband asked his wife to get him a bowl of ice cream. She went to walk away, and he called her back.

“The doctor says you have to write things down, “ he reminded her.

His wife scoffed. “I can remember to get you a bowl of ice cream.”

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“With whipped cream.”

“Fine. I can remember to get you a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.”

“Don’t forget the cherry.”

“Okay. I’ll get you a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.”

“Write it down so you don’t forget,” the husband said again.

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The woman stormed off to the kitchen to get the ice cream. She came back half an hour later with a plate of bacon and eggs.

Her husband looked at the plate for a moment, then at her husband. “Where’s the toast?” she asked.

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