While playing in the backyard ...


While playing in the backyard, Stevie kills a honeybee.

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“No honey for you for one month!” Stevie’s father says angrily.

Later that afternoon, Stevie is caught tearing the wings off a butterfly.

“That’s it! No butter for you for one month!”

That night, as Stevie’s mum is cooking dinner, a cockroach runs across the floor. She immediately reaches out and stomps on it with her foot.

Stevie looks up at his dad. “Are you going to tell her or do you want me to?”

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