When Jacob came home drunk, his wife was not happy.
“Where have you been?” Lauren said. “You were supposed to be home hours ago.”
“There’s an amazing new bar in the city,” Jacob said. “The Golden Room. Everything is gold. Gold doors, gold floor – they even have gold urinals!”
The next day, Lauren decides to check on her husband’s story. She finds the number for The Golden Room and rings them up.
“Do you have golden doors?” she asks the girl on the phone.
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“What about gold floors?”
“And gold urinals?”
The girl on the phone paused, then called out to someone.
“Hey, Lenny! I think I know who peed in your saxophone last night!”
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