Two women were having coffee …

Two women were having coffee and discussing how life had changed.

“Getting old isn’t as terrible as I thought it would be,” Mavis said. “Everything’s falling apart but modern medicine is so good these days.”

“I don’t know,” Roberta shrugged. “I feel like my memory is getting worse.”

“How bad is it?” Mavis asked.

“How bad is what?”

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