Two men are working on a …

Two men are working on a telephone pole.

A little old lady walks by and one of the men calls out to her.

“Hey, lady! Can you move that wire off the footpath for us?”

The little old lady picks up the wire and moves it from the footpath.

“See?” says the second electrician. “Told you it wasn’t live.”

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