The newlyweds went to bed for the first time …

The newlyweds went to bed for the first time, and the bride was shy about her inexperience.

“What do I do with it?” she asked, when she saw her husband’s erection.

“Well,” said the husband, “when you want to make love, you tug on it three times. When you don’t want to make love, you tug on it three hundred times.”

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