The captain of a cruise ship has a parrot.
Him and his parrot go to the magic show on board every night.
Every night the parrot calls the magician out on his trickery, “It’s up his sleeve!”, “There is a hole in his hat!”, “There’s a fake bottom!”
Finally, one day the magician gets so fed up with the parrot he pulls out a gun, shoots at the bird, misses the bird and hits the boiler.
This causes the ship to blow up into bits.
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The magician grabs onto a piece of floating wood and the parrot lands on his shoulder.
The parrot looks at him and says, “I give up, where’s the boat?”
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