Speak now or hold your peace

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.

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Everything quickly turned to chaos when a woman carrying a child started walking towards the front.

Everybody was surprised, shocked, and the bride even fainted.

The celebrant asked the woman if she had anything to say.

The woman replied, “We can’t hear in the back.”

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