Peter is on his grandpa’s farm …

Peter is on his grandpa’s farm, playing in the rabbit enclosure. The ground is covered in rabbit droppings.

“What are all these things on the floor, Grandpa?”

“Oh those?” the grandpa smiles. “Those are smart pills. You eat them and you get smarter.”

Johnny likes the sound of that. He grabs a large handful of them and shoves them into his mouth.

“Yuck! Grandpa, these taste like crap.”

“They obviously worked. You’re getting smarter already.”

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