Nicole was always getting in trouble …

Nicole was always getting in trouble for falling asleep at Sunday school. One day, the teacher called on her to answer a question.  

“Tell me, Nicole, who created the universe?”

Nicole was sleeping and Stevie, who was sitting next to her, took his pencil and poked Nicole in the leg.

“God Almighty!” Nicole said, waking up.

The teacher was impressed with Nicole’s enthusiasm, so she asked another question 10 minutes later.

“Who is our Lord and Saviour, Nicole?”

Seeing that Nicole had dozed off again, Stevie poked her in the ribs with the pencil.

“Jesus!” Nicole shouted.

“Very good,” said the teacher.

A few minutes later, she asked a harder question.

“What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-second child?”

Stevie jabbed Nicole with the pencil and she woke once more.

“If you stick that thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!” Nicole yelled.

The teacher fainted.

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