Maria stood in front of a mirror …

Maria stood in front of a mirror and complained to her husband about the size of her breasts.

“They’re just so small!”

“Well, if you want them to grow then just take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds a couple of times a day. In a few years, they’ll start getting bigger and bigger.”

Maria immediately grabbed a roll of toilet paper and began trying it out.

“Are you sure this will make them grow?” Maria asked.

“Well, it worked for your backside, didn’t it?”

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