Maria stood in front of a mirror and complained to her husband about the size of her breasts.
“They’re just so small!”
“Well, if you want them to grow then just take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds a couple of times a day. In a few years, they’ll start getting bigger and bigger.”
Maria immediately grabbed a roll of toilet paper and began trying it out.
“Are you sure this will make them grow?” Maria asked.
“Well, it worked for your backside, didn’t it?”