Louise walked in to church one day in a see-through blouse and the priest stopped her from going any further.
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“You can’t come into church like that,” he said.
“Yes, I can,” said Louise. “I have a divine right.”
“You have a divine left as well, my dear,” said the priest. “But you still can’t come in without a hat.”
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