Little Suzie was on a park bench, stuffing her face with chocolate.
An old lady came over and said, “Dear, don’t you know all that chocolate will rot your teeth, give you acne and make you sick?”
“My grandfather lived to be 105 years old,” Suzie replied through a mouthful of chocolate.
“And did he eat a whole bag of chocolate in one sitting?” the old lady snapped.
“No,” said Suzie. “He minded his own freakin’ business.”